BRAYSTON MARROW EPISODE 1

BRAYSTON MARROW: SPACE DETECTIVE

EPISODE ONE: THE CASE OF THE SPACE JEWELS

So Brayston is in his secret hideout, which he has even though he isn't a superhero and he's a detective solving crimes so nobody really is going to care if he's in a secret hideout. There's a chair in the hideout and he's sitting in it and thinking about his newest case where some jewels were stolen, but they weren't just normal jewels, they were actually jewels taken from a tree in space that is littered with all these really precious jewels, but the jewel tree is actually the property of a nearby planet called Orsigan, so you can't just take jewels from it if you're not the government on the planet. It's illegal and they hired Brayston Marrow to solve the crime of who took the jewels.

"Henrietta, get me a shot of whiskey. Boy, if I'm not just in a tizzy over this new case. These jewels are worth so much money that if we don't find it, that's at least seven hundred thousand splotchkils gone from the jewel tree."

Henrietta goes and gets the shot of whiskey and gives it to Brayston.

"Oh boy, that's the stuff alright. Rrrrrrrgh!"

Henrietta is Brayston's assistant, but one time Brayston slept with her and cheated on his wife. They got divorced but Brayston doesn't have sex with Henrietta any more because things were getting really weird around the office since there are no other employees.

So Brayston is just really upset about the case, because he only has one lead and the person he needs to talk to works at a cake shop, and Brayston has a real weakness for a good cake from the cake shop.

"Ohh, oh Jesus. Oh Jesus. I've tried to lose weight, but if I go to that cake shop to talk to this person who might know something about the jewel tree heist, I'm going to have to eat some of those cakes."

Henrietta said: "Brayston, it's okay if you have some cakes."

"I guess you're right."

Later at the cake shop Brayston played tough cop with the guy. He hit him in the face with a nightstick and made him give him some cakes for free. The guy was really hurt badly and his nose got broken, and he ended up telling Brayston where the guy was who stole the jewels.

"Thanks, punk. Now I'm going to go enjoy some of these free cakes on the spaceship over to the other guy's hideout."

On the spaceship Brayston ate the cakes. One was a vanilla cake that had some white frosting on it and some sprinkles. Another cake was a fudge cake and it had chocolate all around the edge of it and chocolate sprinkles. Brayston thought it might be too much chocolate for him to eat, but he ended up finishing the whole cake before they got to the next guy's hideout to question him.

Then they got there and saw the guy who stole the jewels. He was wearing a sparkly cape and a mask that looked like the Phantom of the Opera mask.

"Alright, buddy. Hand over the jewels. The cake man spilled the beans, or should I say, the cake man spilled the batter."

"You can't charge me with this crime," the caped villain proclaimed. "Do you know who I am? I am Explosor. You think a little detective in a funny hat is going to stop me? I have powers beyond your understanding, Brayston Marrow."

"Maybe beyond my understanding, Explosor, but not beyond the distance I can throw an object."

Brayston threw a cake at Explosor that he had hidden inside his coat. It was a cake that had a lot of sprinkles on it, and the sprinkles flew into Explosor's eyes.

"My eyes! Brayston Marrow you haven't seen the last of me. You can take two jewels from my bunch, but the rest I keep. If you can catch me again, you can get more of the jewels."

Explosor flew away and Brayston said: "I wonder if I should give these jewels to the government on that planet or if I should keep the jewels for myself and say I couldn't catch him?"

The next thing you know, Brayston is driving in a really nice spaceship.

"I guess cakes can give you more than just a good birthday."

THE END