Erection Eliminators Episode 1: Erection Eliminators Take Action
It's a tough job out here, but our services are of vital importance to the city. If everybody could just walk around with erections, our society would spin out of control. All this conspicuous arousal is poisonous to a functional community.
There! That guy has an erection. Move in, team!
*Wrestle wrestle wrestle*
Wait! His erection is growing!
"What'll we do, chief?"
Grab that erection! Grab it!
*Wrestle wrestle wrestle*
"Fucking cops! Unnhh....uunnnnnhhh."
"Chief, it's still getting bigger!"
Keep grabbing it! Keep rubbing it! There, that oughta do it.
The man's erection went away after our team did its job. Some people question our methods, but then, some people aren't one of the Erection Eliminators.
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